thetrillestqueen:

fromwastelands:

Men’s clothes, right?

My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.

My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.

My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.

I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.

Women’s clothes?

Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.

What even.

Accurate.

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01764567:

podencos:

My friend washed her glass but forgot to rinse it out and said “this wine tastes like soap but I’m a Leo so I don’t care” and it reminded me of, like… all of you

@rneem

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slimetony:

I’m in a romantic relationship with a refreshing crisp glass of water. with a little lemon in it

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